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Major Penguininess.

  • May. 22nd, 2008 at 10:37 PM
MAF by hobbit_face
Yes, I've been absent for an age. I've been busy fighting suckiness and working and skating and following Penguins. There's not much time left in a day after all that stuff.

So. Penguins.

My original OTP has broken up and Marc-Andre Fleury is now having a perfect relationship with Maxime Talbot. Sidney Crosby may remain as the guy they call inn for extra playtime. I'm not sure. But the Flower/Max thing is official. See the last line of This Article.

There's been much obvious affection between these two lately, with Max coming to Flower's rescue every time someone crashes the crease, Max giving Flower extra smishes after a win, Max raving about Flower in the press. I saw an interview where they talked about spending all their time together when they were both injured. This was all the proof I needed to be absolutely certain. My new OTP.


Obligatory Flower Squee.

The prettiest goalie in the world has got to be close to the best in the world right now, too. He's had a shutout in each series so far and I can't believe how much more settled he looks since he came back. I know it's all over the media, but it's true. As much as I have loved him from the first time I saw him play, I was always kind of nervous when the puck came anywhere near him. Now I'm actually surprised when anything gets behind him. (Insert slashy Max comment here.)

I'll bet the Pens front office wishes they'd offered him a little more last year. Now they're going to have come up with bucket loads of money to keep him. And they'd better keep him.

The whole Marian Hossa thing is bothering me. I didn't want him and I still don't, but I can't deny he's done some good stuff while he's been in Pittsburgh. I just can't see him as being one of My Pens. (As in, the bunch I adore.)

Evgeni Malkin reminds me of Ludo from Labyrinth. I don't know why, he just does.

Playoff beards.

Poor Sid isn't doing too great in this department, but I'll forgive him. It's kind of cute really. This far in, he's got about as much hair as Max has when he wakes up each morning. Don't get me wrong, I do not dig facial hair as a general rule. Max can carry it off, just. Flower's little patch under his bottom lip was cute, but the beardy thing he has now took a long time to look half respectable. I'm starting to like it.

Since I've discovered the playoff beard thing I've found that some guys are actually better looking with facial hair. See Teemu Selanne last year.

Here are some pics of Penguins with Fur.

Marc-Andre Fleury.


Maxime Talbot. Okay, it looks like he's trying to kiss Jarrko Ruutu in this pic, but that's only because he's excited about a goal. Honest.


Petr Sykora. Umm. Yummy.


Ryan Malone!


And Sid, just for a giggle. That's 41 days of growth there.


Even more of a giggle. Sid and Georges Laraque. How cute is this????

Comments

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[info]heartofdavid wrote:
May. 22nd, 2008 06:17 pm (UTC)
Now I'm actually surprised when anything gets behind him. (Insert slashy Max comment here.)

1. Flower never shuts out Max.
2. Flower's favorite saying #1 - "Max can slapshot me anytime he wants."
3. Flower's favorite saying #2 - "I am ready for any puck that comes my way. The more pucks the better."
4. Max calls Flower his little puck-magnet.
5. Max's motto - One good puck deserves another.

*runs*




[info]ultra_chrome wrote:
May. 23rd, 2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
Hahaha. You are evil for the brainworms you create.

Max: Flower, mind if I shoot on you?

Flower: Only if you go five hole.

Sad, pathetic hockey joke, but I couldn't resist.

(A goalie is said to have five holes. They are over each shoulder and next to each leg. the five hole is between his legs.)
[info]heartofdavid wrote:
May. 25th, 2008 11:30 pm (UTC)
With those five goalie holes they're missing a very important one, but maybe the mask gets in the way, hmm? ;)
[info]ultra_chrome wrote:
May. 26th, 2008 01:10 pm (UTC)
Yeah. Can't get it in deep. :p
[info]dum_spiro19 wrote:
May. 22nd, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
MAF's little bit of facial hair or "man hair" as he calls it is growing on me.

Best playoff beards... they look like mountain men haha.

Photobucket

Btw, mind if I friend you? I got to this post from your post at [info]i_wanna_puck.
[info]ultra_chrome wrote:
May. 23rd, 2008 03:50 pm (UTC)
Friend away, I'll friend back. :)

Those French Canadian guys are a furry bunch, eh? Makes Flower look like a boy in comparison. Man hair is the funniest thing. When did he come up with that one?
[info]dum_spiro19 wrote:
May. 24th, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)
Thanks!

They are just a big ball of hair. I'm not exactly sure when he said it. It was sometime around the beginning of the playoffs. Randomly, I had the radio on, and they played the clip. It's one of the two Playoff Beard Clips here. I'd post the direct link, but my internet is being so slow right now.
[info]captainlogic wrote:
Jun. 5th, 2008 11:04 pm (UTC)
I just heard the news of the final.
My condolences. So very very close. Still I hold up hope for Canucks/Penguins final for next year!
[info]ultra_chrome wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 04:49 pm (UTC)
Oh that would be awesome!

What's worse about this loss is that I made a bet with a Red Wings fan. If the Pens won, he had to scrimmage in my Fleury jersey, but instead I now have to wear his Wings jersey for a whole public session.

The shame.
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